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For Men: Five Rules to Have a Happy Life

I found over this over at Crazing Working Mom and thought it was pretty timely, given Mr. Woods’ public apology today.

For Men: Five Rules to Have a Happy Life

1. It’s important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, and has a job.

2. It’s important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.

3. It’s important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn’t lie to you.

4. It’s important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It’s very, very important that these four women do not know each other.

– Tiger Woods

So tell me, readers:

2 thoughts on “For Men: Five Rules to Have a Happy Life”

  1. Heh! I had forgotten I’d posted that. 🙂

    It didn’t seem like a sincere apology, personally. It seemed very scripted. I think he should’ve come out a long time before now. Unfortunately he is in the spotlight. You can’t pick and choose when you are a celebrity which things you want to be out in the open and what you don’t. I think the fact that she wasn’t there, it tells me that she is probably NOT standing by his side through this. But, that’s just my take on the whole thing…

  2. Love that list.

    I watched the whole apology, because it was like a train wreck, you can’t stand not to look. The whole thing was just painful. From his timed stares into the camera, to the perfectly chosen words to the hugging at the end. Painful.

    I wish none of it was our business personally. But sadly, we the public make it our business and then we sit through these painful experiences and watch because as I stated before, we can’t stand not to look.

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