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For Men: Five Rules to Have a Happy Life

I found over this over at Crazing Working Mom and thought it was pretty timely, given Mr. Woods’ public apology today.

For Men: Five Rules to Have a Happy Life

1. It’s important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, and has a job.

2. It’s important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.

3. It’s important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn’t lie to you.

4. It’s important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It’s very, very important that these four women do not know each other.

– Tiger Woods

So tell me, readers:

Friday Fun

Aloha Friday: To Kill or Not to Kill

Aloha! Kailani is the brain-child behind this fun Friday meme. If you feel inclined to answer my question, please post your answer in the comment section. Sound fun? Of course it does! Want to answer more questions? Hop over to An Island Life and play along!

(Please feel free to answer the question below, even if you’re not playing Aloha Friday!)

My question:

For an all-expense paid, one week vacation anywhere in the world, would you be willing to kill a beautiful butterfly by pulling off it’s wings? What about stepping on a cockroach?

My answer:

Aargh! Trick question! If I say yes to both the butterfly and the cockroach, I sound cold and ruthless. But if I say no to the butterfly and yes to the cockroach, am I saying that only beautiful creatures deserve to live? (And for the record, I squash cockroaches – no qualms. I’m just playing devil’s advocate here).

I’m going to be selfish here – I would definitely squish the cockroach and I’d probably kill the butterfly.

It’s all expenses paid to anywhere, folks. Let’s be real here.

I wouldn’t feel bad about the cockroach, but the guilt from the butterfly just might ruin my vacay.


(My questions are hard, right?? hehe)