It’s not often that my husband laughs at emails that have been forwarded to him, so when I heard him cracking up one morning and asked him what was so funny, he sent me the following church bulletins. And apparently? These really appeared on billboards and church newsletters. 😀
1. The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
2. The sermon this morning: ‘Jesus Walks on the Water.’ The sermon tonight: ‘Searching for Jesus.’
3. Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
4. For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
5. Miss Charlene Mason sang ‘I will not pass this way again,’ giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
6. Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
7. At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be ‘What Is Hell?’ Come early and listen to our choir practice.
8. Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
9. Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
10. The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
11. This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
12. Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B. S. Is done.
13. Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church Please use large double door at the side entrance.
What was your favorite?
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My fave was bring a blanket and be prepared to sin! Heh heh heh
Brilliant!
Ha! I always enjoyed church lady! Happy TT!
Well apparently, we’re late to the party. HA! This was the first time we had seen these. In fact, I caught my husband laughing about them again this morning.
I’m afraid to ask which one(s) are his favorite. 😀
I have seen this before, but it is still very funny.
I’ve seen these before, too, but they’re still just as funny. One time, my church was promoting dinner after the service – but it was typed as “sinner on the grounds”. That happened a long time ago (I was a kid) and our family still laughs about it.
Out of this list, I think #6 and #7 are the best.
I’ve gotten this email forward before. I remember laughing right out loud !! Hilarious !!
I love that list. I have the hardest time picking a favorite… maybe 8? I like them all!
My TT is up: http://sweetteasunshine.blogspot.com/2010/02/thursday-13-thirteen-recipes-im-looking.html
Have a great day!
I had a difficult time getting past the very first one….but since I spewed my water over the keyboard just now, I must say #7 is the best.
My 13 is listed below my Thursday Thunks…scroll down a bit on my blog entry. It’s all about odd surnames and their origins today —like Suess, etc. Here they are I’m going through the Mr. Linky right now, so if you’ve stopped by already and I didn’t know…….thanks for the visit.