Friday Fun

Friday Craft: Homemade Christmas Cards

One minute I plan on sending out Christmas cards, the next minute I’m all, meh, I don’t want to. (No reason really, I just simply don’t feel like it this year – can we say “bah humbug?”) But I’ll confess, I ADORE cute and unique Christmas cards. I usually order mine from Miles Kimball, and in fact, I have a box of cards I haven’t used yet (see? No excuse this year – just feeling lazy), but if the kids were smaller and you know, not teenage boys who look at me like I’m crazy if I even HINT at anything to do with crafts, I’d be all over these adorable cards.

As usual, these gems came from Family Fun. And no, they don’t pay me to advertise for them, I just love their crafts.

This first one has got to be one of my favorites. Wouldn’t this be a hoot to put together? It might not work for you though if you don’t have a snow picture, but maybe you could substitute something else?

3-D Snowball Card

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Recipients will get a kick out of these pom-pom snowballs headed their way.

CRAFT MATERIALS:
8 1/2- by 11-inch sheet of card stock
Photo of your family posing with arms cocked
Glue stick
Tacky glue
White pom-poms

Time needed: 30 Minutes or Less
1. Use a glue stick to glue the photo to the card stock. Use tacky glue to adhere a white pom-pom over each throwing hand. (Fits A9 or 6- by 9-inch envelopes.)


Changing Faces Snowman

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Here’s a fun card that’s perfect for those special people on your list. It holds up to five photos of your family members — recipients just pull the tab to see who’s wishing them good tidings.

CRAFT MATERIALS:
Photos of your family
Scissors
8 1/2- by 11-inch sheets of card stock in white and blue
Clear tape
Glue stick
Craft knife
Orange, black, and red markers
A9 or 6- by 9-inch envelope

Time needed: Afternoon or Evening

1. With photo editing software or a color copier, enlarge or reduce your photos so your family’s faces are about 1 inch tall. Print the photos and cut them into 1 1/2- by 1-inch rectangles.
Tip: School photos work well here.

2. Cut an 8 1/2- by 2-inch strip of white card stock. Tape a 1 1/2- by 1/2-inch piece of white card stock to the left end of the strip, then fold it over the edge of the strip to create a hook. Glue your photos side by side on the strip (on the same side you taped the hook to), lining up the subjects’ eyes and leaving at least 2 inches at the right end of the strip uncovered.

3. Fold the blue card stock in half widthwise. Cut a snowy hill and a snowman with a 1 1/2-inch head from white card stock. Use a craft knife to cut a 1-inch circle from the snowman’s face, then glue both pieces to the card, placing the snowman so his head is 1 inch from the right edge and 1/2 inch below the fold.

4. Open the card and cut a matching face hole in the blue card stock, as well as a 2-inch-long vertical slit parallel to the snowman’s head and about 1/2 inch from the edge of the card.

5. Turn over the card and tape the ends of a 2 1/2- by 1/2-inch strip of card stock to the inside edge of the hole for a guide, parallel to the slit, as shown. Slip the photo strip facedown under this guide and out through the slit.

6. Close the card and write “Pull” along the edge of the strip. Draw a snowman’s face on the white card stock that shows through the hole, then add arms, buttons, and a card stock scarf, if you like, as well as a holiday greeting.

Tips:
To make multiple cards, color-copy the completed versions of the card and the photo strip separately, then assemble them.


HAHAHA! This one is hilarious. Can you imagine grandma’s confusion? 😀

The Flexible Family

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There are no yoga classes required for this pose, which was inspired by the book “Tricky Pix: Do-It-Yourself Trick Photography by Paula Weed and Carla Jimison” (Klutz, $18). It’s all about how you “wear” your snow pants.
CRAFT MATERIALS:

35mm point-and-shoot camera
Extra pants and boots, stuffed with newspaper to make them look real
Card stock
Glue
Fancy punch (optional–available at craft stores)

Time needed: Under 1 Hour
1. Push the bottoms of the stuffed pants into the stuffed boots (or pull the pants over the boots as we did).

2. Have your subjects lie down with the pant legs over their shoulders. Get down low and shoot straight on. Make sure your subjects lie with their bodies directly behind them so that nothing from the waist down is visible.

3. Once you develop your photo, glue it on to card stock, then punch decorative designs in your card stock.


Here’s another fun one the kids could really “get into.” Hehe

Gift-Wrapped Kids

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Between the doodles and the “gift boxes,” this card, from the Bagnoli family of Berea, Kentucky, offers plenty of room for kid participation.

CRAFT MATERIALS:
Camera and color print film
Developing service
Gift-wrapped boxes
Copy services
Rubber cement

Time needed: Under 1 Hour
1. Have your child decorate big boxes with shiny gift wrap. Pose them for an outdoor photo and order 100 prints.

2. Have your child create doodles for the border of the card, which you then glue to a master template.

3. Make copies of the card template at a print shop, then glue the pictures to the cards using rubber cement.

Tips:
Glue the photo to your template before copying. Your card won’t look quite as elegant, but you won’t have to glue copies of the photo to each card.

Christmas song #5 Little Drummer Boy by Josh Groban

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Book Corner

Twilight Book Review

I’m embarrassed to say, I succumbed to peer pressure.

I’m not proud of this fact, but there you have it.

This is especially painful for me to admit because I pride myself on not really conforming to what is generally popular; I form my own opinions, thank you very much, and if I happen to agree with the majority then it’s because I happened to agree and not because I felt the need to belong to a certain group, wanted people to like me, or I was too afraid to be different.

So, to say that I succumbed to peer pressure is, well, not exactly something I will ever admit to – at least, not very often.

But I finally caved, I had had enough. I eventually cried uncle and yes, I read “Twilight”.

When the buzz first started, I wasn’t all that interested. I don’t generally read young adult stories to begin with; I think Harry Potter might have been the last time I had even picked up a YA book SINCE my young adult years. I immediately dismissed the genre – not my bag man.

Not interested, thanks.

But the enthusiasm for this book grew to the point that it once again caught my attention. There were enough people blogging about it that I decided to give it a closer look.

And then I found out it was about vampires.

Strike two. Now I REALLY wasn’t interested. I had no desire to delve into that super natural realm. None. I don’t understand how someone can be attracted to strange, inhuman beings. It sort of freaks me out, if you want the truth. That’s the biggest reason I could never swallow the fantasy genre – the thought of being romantic with an alien being just totally grosses me out. Let me reiterate: it completely turns me off.

I simply don’t “get” it. It’s not my bag of tea. I would rather spend my time reading about flawed human beings who eventually live happily ever after than about forbidden love with a creature who doesn’t possess human DNA.

But whatever, to each his own.

So once again, I fought the curiosity.

But then, I participated in this past Bloggy Giveaway. And I thought it would be fun to give something away that people obviously wanted – the Twilight Saga books. Even though I hadn’t read them, I knew other people wanted to read them, so, I bought them and set them up to give away on my blog.

I had over 200 people put their name into the pot. The response caught my attention and I finally gave in to my snooty attitude and bought my own copy of “Twilight.”

It took me nearly a month to finish it. Not because it was a terrible story, but because I was in the middle of NaNoWriMo. I actually had no intention of even starting the book until after the challenge was over, but I had to take my oldest son in for an orthodontist appointment so I grabbed the book to pass the time.

It immediately sucked me. (Pun intended).

And I’ve been sitting here wondering exactly why.

A. I don’t care for YA stories in general. They are, well, juvenile, for lack of a better term. Not only in premise but in the writing itself. And that’s okay, they are supposed to be – the target audience is 13 to 18 year olds after all.

B. I don’t really like vampires. They are creatures steeped in evil and I tend to avoid evil-based premises.

So, the fact that I ended up liking this book? Was puzzling to me.

The majority of responses to this book have been positive. People loved it. But there are a few who didn’t care for it at all and the reasons they cited are certainly valid, but I think they’re missing the bigger picture here.

Two of the biggest reasons were:

1. The writing was too simplistic and rife with slang.

True. But the story is being told from a 17-year old girl’s point of view. And even given the fact that Bella is pretty intelligent and ends up using words that some didn’t think was appropriate for a 17-year old (for example “absurd”
 I can see a teenage girl saying this, especially if she was trying to appear older than she really was) it worked for me.

The writing itself was pretty good, I thought. It flowed. Meyer does a good job keeping the story moving so that I never really got bored or found myself skipping whole sections to get to the good parts.

2. They didn’t have sex.

This was the biggest complaint among those that didn’t care for the story. And even though I too ended the book feeling frustrated for our heroine, I believe that was the whole point. Again, this was a YA book. What sort of moralistic message is Meyer sending if she has her characters have sex?

True, it might not have been very realistic given the activities of our youth today, but really, it was the only option open to Meyer given the genre she wrote the story in. I believe she would have received a lot more flack if she had allowed them to do the deed.

I’d like to point out that Meyer did an EXCELLENT job of building the sexual tension between these two. I found myself tensing up and really wanting them to give in to their desires and do the deed, and yes, I was disappointed when they didn’t, but I ended up admiring Meyer’s writing style even more because she accomplished what she set out to do – establish several levels of tension between Bella and Edward.

Sex wasn’t Meyer’s goal here. She set out to tempt us into the unknown. This story was about passion, about an all-consuming love, about controlling our baser instincts and about dealing with forbidden love.

Hence the very clever cover – an offering of a red, juicy apple – the forbidden fruit.

I’ll be honest, I bought this story. There was something deliciously decadent about reading a story filled with darkness, seduction, temptations and dangerous attractions.

I think Meyer did an excellent job balancing the various elements just mentioned with the stringent guidelines imposed upon her when deciding to write this story in the young adult genre.

I think, in some ways, this story wouldn’t have been as powerful if she had chosen to write it for a different genre. The fact that she left us thirsty for more Bella and Edward is a testament to how well she succeeded in tempting our baser instincts.

I’m looking forward to reading the rest of the series.

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As I mentioned, I’m done with the book, so I have a copy to give away. However, given the fact that I currently have two sticky posts on my blog and it’s confusing enough, I’m going to wait until next week to give it away.

So, if you would like my copy of Twilight, (it’s been carefully read once so it’s in excellent condition), keep checking back or better yet, subscribe to my feed or Twitter me.

Christmas song #4 Happy XMas (War is Over) by John Lennon

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Stay Out of the Doghouse, Yo

HAHAHAHA!

*wipes tear*

Vodpod videos no longer available.

HAHAHAHAHA!

*blows nose*

All I can say is *takes a calming breath* my husband KNOWS and AVOIDS the doghouse, people. You can’t be with someone for 18 years and NOT know about the dreaded doghouse. 😀

And guys, if you still don’t get it? Do not buy your wife the following items (unless she’s cool with it. And you better ask, just to make sure):

1. Household items
2. Workout equipment
3. Gym memberships
4. Diet cookbooks (remember THAT one, honey??)

And anything else she can construe as being critical of her:

1. Body
2. Wifely duties
3. Career aspirations (including the privilege of staying home with the children)

Everything else? Open game.

Happy hunting! *evil grin*

Ladies, can you think of anything else your husband/boyfriend should NOT buy you?

Life

Coaxing the Kids to Get Involved

MK is in the eighth grade. And he plays saxophone – he’s a natural, actually. The saxophone is a perfect instrument for him because that boy? Has some SERIOUSLY powerful lungs.

Just saying.

In an attempt to get the kids excited about going to high school next year, and to encourage them to get involved in extracurricular activities, our high school bussed the kids over yesterday for a “get acquainted” assembly.

And in that assembly, they talked to the kids about the various clubs and activities that they could get involved with, if they chose to. And I have to admit, the high school offers a WIDE variety of fun things for the kids to do – I should know, I do their website. 🙂

For those that don’t know, GD is a sophomore, so MK has already heard a few years’ worth of stories about high school, in general. Nothing bad, per se, but GD? Doesn’t like school period. It really wouldn’t matter where he was stationed, he would hate it. GD doesn’t like to be told what to do, where to go and worst of all? To get up early in the morning.

I can’t imagine where he gets that from.

As a result of big brother’s influence, MK is not all that excited about starting high school next year. At least, he wasn’t until the assembly yesterday.

When I picked him up from school, I caught a glimpse of my old MK (as opposed to the grump who has been mimicking his older brother’s “blah-life-only-exists-to-play-games attitude). He was enthusiastic and upbeat and he was FIRED UP to join Japanese club (my boys are both fascinated with Japanese culture in general, which is cool) AND marching band.

*sigh*

I WANT him to be in marching band. He would be good, really good. And he would have some amazing experiences to take away with him. I’ve heard from you all about your incredible experiences in band and I want that for MK; I will never discourage him from joining, or playing.

But oh, the time, travel, and expense this will entail. I’m mentally bracing myself for a very busy year next year.

But that’s okay. Because if that’s what he wants to do, so be it. Like I said, I would never, and will never, let the boy see any sort of waning enthusiasm on my part. I WANT the boys to get involved in extracurricular activities and I wish GD would DO something other than get up, go to school, come home and play games. I really think he would enjoy school, or at least tolerate it, if he got involved in some way.

Of course, this is now. We’ll see what happens when we schedule classes for the 2009/2010 school year next month; MK may change his mind (I hope not). And maybe if MK gets involved with school, that will encourage GD to get involved with school.

A mom can wish, right?

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Out Shopping

Taped yesterday.

Update: Right after taping this video, I was taking one last sip of my Gingersnap Latte and got a mouthful of chunks. (!!) I’m assuming they were ginger chunks? I hope it was ginger?! Have you ever encountered chunks in your Starbuck’s coffee?

Please say yes. 😀

Update 2: I’m done! Well, with my guys, anyway. I didn’t find what I was looking for in the store (that was a big, fat waste of time) so I went back online and found it. I finished clicking that “confirm purchase” button last night and now I have five packages, full of goodies, on their way to me. I don’t know why I even step foot in a store anymore – everything we want and/or need is online.

Awww, the sweet smell of completion.

Christmas song #3 Little Saint Nick by Beach Boys

Wordless Wednesday

Wordless Wednesday – Santa Who?

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Yet another nephew of mine. 🙂

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Did I mention there are prizes?

And …

Don’t forget to enter your name for the two black bears in a canoe Bass Pro ornament. It’s WAY cuter than the picture. And you could write “from Write From Karen” on the back and every time you pulled it out, you’d remember me.

Is that too creepy?