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Pixar Moment #1

Boundin’

Poor little lamb; I can relate. I feel like this after publishing my fiction online – exposed, vulnerable, cold and scared.

I’m currently sculpting my body and glistening with sweat (trust me, it SOUNDS prettier than it actually is) and catching up on household chores.

I’ve got some things to announce on Monday – check back; if you have children who like to play in the rain (or need a raincoat!), it’ll be worth your trouble!

Have an excellent day, everyone! *blows prissy kisses to the readers*

Book Corner

Another Book to Mooch

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I just added another book to my Bookmooch inventory. So far, I’ve given 22 books away and have received 14 books from other moochers.

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Cold Fire by Dean Koontz

Blurb:

Teacher Jim Ironheart, aptly named, is sent by forces unknown to save chosen people in life-threatening situations. By chance, a young but jaded reporter stumbles onto his missions, and joins him to investigate who is controlling him and why. Shared nightmares begin to point to an extraterrestrial influence, and the pair are forced to confront Ironheart’s forgotten past for answers.

If you would like to join Bookmooch (or if you’re already a member, look me up!) and mooch books off of me, you can find my inventory and my account information here. My Bookmooch ID is: take2max – in case the link doesn’t work and you want to find me. πŸ™‚

You can also subscribe to my Bookmooch inventory in your RSS reader if you wish to keep track of any new books I add. The feed URL is: http://bookmooch.com/rss/inventory/en/take2max/

Sorry, I’m only shipping to the U.S at this time. International shipping just isn’t in the budget right now. 😦

Next on my TBR list? The Surgeon by Tess Gerritsen.

Friday Fun

Friday Craft: Backpack Buddies

Okay school … it’s all we can think about right now. Or at least, it’s all I can think about right now. GD is a SOPHOMORE in HIGH SCHOOL and MK is an EIGHTH grader this year.

That still seems so surreal to me.

Anyway, school – here we come.

My kids are too old for this stuff (unfortunately), but I thought it would be fun to pass on this information to all of you that have grade school/middle school kids that are still into this stuff.

Here are some cool backpack buddies for the kids to hang on their backpacks. I don’t know about you, but sometimes these little buddies can be quite comforting during the first weeks of school.

Here are three that I thought were especially fun. You can find more here, if you’re interested.

1. Mini-Fabric Backpacks
(Great for storing extra coins!)

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You Need:
Backpack Pattern
9″ x 12″ Fabric Scrap
9″ x 12″ piece of Medium Weight Fusible Interfacing (Pelon)
Iron
Inkjet Printer
Scissors
Fabric Glue
1/4″ Velcro Scrap
Beads, Craft Foam or Fabric Markers for Decorating

Instructions:
Fuse interfacing to back of fabric following manufacturer’s instructions. Trim to 8Β½” x 11. Print backpack pattern on fabric. Cut out on outer lines. You will have two pieces — the backpack and the straps. Cut the straps down the middle solid line so you will now have three pieces.

All of the remaining solid lines are fold lines. The dotted lines are decorations. Fold on each solid line with the fabric side out. Crease with iron. Use fabric glue to secure the folded straps so the interfacing doesn’t show.

On backpacks there are four flaps — two on the sides and two on the bottoms. Use fabric glue to secure the bottom flaps to the bottom of the back pack. Use fabric glue to secure the side flaps to the to the back of the backpack.

Glue the straps to the top back of the backpack forming a loop with each strap. You will probably want to trim the straps to make them shorter before gluing.

Attach a piece of Velcro under the flap to hold it closed.

Decorate with beads, craft foam or fabric markers.

2. Yarn-Looking, Er, Creature

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I just love this little guy. Can you imagine your son/daughter lovingly stroking this little creature while waiting for the bus or someone to pick him/her up? I’m sure it would be comforting. πŸ™‚

You Need:
Neon Wireless Chenille
Plastic Clips
Wiggle Eyes — 10mm
Low Temp Glue Gun, or Tacky Glue
Scissors

Instructions:
Cut a 6 two yard pieces of wireless chenille. Thread all six pieces to the middle through the ring on a plastic clip. Gather all strands together and split into 3 bunches. Braid. Cut a small piece of wireless chenille to tie off, double knotting tightly around the bottom of the braid. Trim ends. Glue on wiggle eyes.

3. Backpack Address Book

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Okay, HELLO?! What little, sociable person wouldn’t want a little address book to keep track of his/her friends?? How cute!

You need:
Mini Address Book
Plastic Clip
2 Feet Black Rat-tail Satin Cord
6 Pony Beads
Contact Paper
Scissors
Two 15mm Wiggle Eyes
Low Temp Glue Gun
2″ Piece of Feather Boa

Instructions:
Tie satin cord to plastic clip at middle. Use hot glue gun to attach both pieces of the satin cord along the spine of the address book. Leave about 1/2″ of cord between the clip and the address book.

Cover book with contact paper. Trim close to edge of book. Glue on wiggle eyes and piece of boa.

Add beads to each end of satin cord. Tie with knot. Trim close.

Have fun! If you do any of these crafts, post a picture and let me know!

I’m off to get some work done – have a GREAT Friday!

Photos

From the Past: My Beautiful Mom

My Mom, Circa 1967

My mom, circa 1967. Isn’t she gorgeous?? She would have been about 21 here.

And that cute little baby outfit hanging up on the clothesline? Yeah, that would be mine.

The bra and granny panties? Totally my mom’s. πŸ˜€


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Fiction: Sometimes, There Isn’t a Choice

Thursday Thread
Thursday is the day I post a bit o’ fiction.

This was based on the stranger than fiction headline: Man jailed when daughter fails to get diploma. If you’ve been reading me for any length of time, you had to know this would be the one I chose, right? πŸ˜€

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Sometimes, There Isn’t a Choice

β€œDad, what the hell are you doing?”

β€œI’m dropping you off at school,” was his overly sarcastic response.

Leyna released a long pent-up sigh and rolled her eyes. β€œDuh. I mean, why aren’t you dropping me off at the curb?”

β€œBecause I can’t trust you not to go into the building.”

β€œWhat are you kidding me?” Leyna huffed and sank back into the truck seat. β€œI’m nearly 18. I can do what I want to do.”

β€œYou can do what you want to after you graduate. Right now? I’m making sure you GET that diploma.”

β€œSchool SUCKS!” she yelled and chomped on her gum.

Earl’s shoulders slumped and he gave his daughter a wary, side-long glance. β€œLook Ley,” he began, β€œyou only have six months to go. Six months and you’ll be free to do whatever you want to do. You can get your license …”

She shot him a hateful glance at bringing up that sore subject.

He continued, β€œYou can move out. Get your own job, your own money, live your life however you want to but for right now, for the next six months at least, you have to go to school. And you HAVE to go to class. If you miss any more school, you’re not going to have the credits you need TO graduate. Don’t you understand that?”

β€œI’m not stupid, dad,” she said succinctly, the words oozing venom.

β€œThat I’m quite sure of,” he answered back despondently.

β€œI wish mom were here.”

He ran a hand over his tired eyes and returned his gaze to the numerous cars moving at a snail’s pace in the school parking lot before answering. β€œWell, she’s not, okay? So … we’ll just have to deal with all of this without her.”

β€œI hate this,” she hissed out while shooting venomous looks toward the school building.

β€œNo one likes high school, Ley. That’s just the way it works, buck up.”

β€œThe teachers are stupid. The other kids are idiots – I’m like surrounded by insanity. Why can’t I just drop out and get a job?”

β€œAnd what kind of job are you going to get if you don’t have a diploma? Flipping burgers?” He snorted in disgust.

β€œMom didn’t finish high school and look at her.”

β€œYes, let’s look at her for a minute, shall we?” he snapped back.

Leyna blinked in surprise. Her father never raised his voice with her. She sat up a little straighter and looked at him with new interest.

β€œOne,” he ticked off on his fingers, β€œyour mother didn’t graduate from high school and in fact, quit when she was a junior.” He shot her a meaningful glance. β€œTwo, your mother has never held a job for longer than three months – ever.” Yet again another quick glance at her as he navigated traffic. β€œThree, she quit our marriage. She never even gave us a fighting chance.” He said quietly. He paused for long moments before clearing his throat and continuing. β€œBut the one I can not ever forgive her for, the one thing that I think she quit that is truly unforgiveable?” He turned to look at her. β€œShe quit being a mother to you. What kind of person leaves her child, Leyna? Do you think your mother has led, or is possibly leading a better life now? Is that what you want from your life?”

Leyna squirmed and stared with unusual interest at her backpack. She absently fingered the zipper before answering. β€œNot really.”

β€œThat is exactly the sort of life you’re going to have if you don’t finish what you started. Sure it’s hard. Sure it sucks. But if you don’t finish, then you’re just setting yourself up to fail later. And I don’t know about you, but no daughter of mine is going to fail.”

Leyna immediately stiffened at his words. β€œI can do what I damn well please.”

β€œNot on my watch, you’re not,” he answered while pulling up to the door.

β€œYou can’t make me do anything, dad.” Leyna tilted her chin and looked down her nose defiantly.

β€œLeyna …” he began before issuing a sigh. β€œGrow up.”

She blinked in surprise at him again. Why was he being so harsh with her? Her chin dropped an inch and doubt began to swallow her confidence. β€œWhy are you making me do this, dad? You’ve never made me do something I didn’t want to do in the past.”

β€œAnd I regret that now,” he shot back without blinking an eye. β€œI’ve been too easy on you, Ley. Mainly because I felt bad about Zoe leaving. But I realize now that that attitude has only hurt you, and not helped you. Look,” he jerked the transmission into park and twisted to give her his full attention. β€œWe have a lot of issues, Leyna. Issues that are actually a lot of my fault. I’d like to talk about these things but,” he glanced around, β€œthis isn’t really the time or place to talk about all of that. But I’m going to tell you something and I want you to listen.”

Leyna slipped on her dark sunglasses and pushed them into place on her nose. This was a side of her father she had never seen before and she wasn’t quite sure how to process the emotional influx that suddenly closed around her heart.

β€œI got a call from the school board a few days ago.”

Leyna’s spine started tingling and she could feel a headache tickling her temples.

β€œIf you skip any more school, they will be forced to file charges against me. Do you want to see me go to jail?”

Leyna’s eyes widened at the news. β€œOh, come on. They can’t do that, can they? How can they do that?” her voice rose with each word until it was hovering just below hysteria.

β€œIt’s a law, Leyna. Parents are required to make sure their children receive an education. You’re not in school, so how can you be getting that education?”

β€œDad,” Leyna whined.

β€œDo it for me, Ley,” he said quietly.

Leyna continued to stare at her father. She was certainly surprised to hear that the school had contacted her father, though she supposed it was bound to happen. She had indeed been skipping too much. At first, it started with leaving after lunch. And when nothing was said about her absence in her afternoon classes, she began skipping a day here and there. And still, when no one called her on it, she began skipping consecutive days – now she was lucky if she made it a full day in a week’s time.

It’s not that she wanted her father to get into trouble, but she just couldn’t stand the whole dull routine of going to class. She felt like a piece of meat being lead by the nose from one stall to another to be closely examined and criticized for her actions and thoughts.

She wouldn’t allow herself to dwell on the fact that she didn’t understand half of what they were trying to teach her and she was too embarrassed to ask for help.

She blinked back the sudden moisture in her eyes and without another word, snatched up her backpack and slid out of the truck. She slammed the door shut, purposefully not meeting her father’s gentle hazel eyes and maintaining a purposeful stride, she entered the torture chamber.

β€œWhoa Leyna, you’re here!” Her best friend, Peaches, greeted her just inside the door. β€œWhat’s up girlfriend? I thought we were going to meet at Starbucks in about,” she glanced at her black, alligator skin watch with the lime-green triangle face before continuing, β€œten minutes. What are you doing here?”

Leyna lifted her sunglasses to her head with one hand and thumbed behind her to indicate her father’s truck, still idle at the curb with the other.

β€œAh. The old man is watching you, eh?” She gave her friend a knowing wink. β€œLet’s move in a bit so he can’t see you anymore.” She took her arm and they moved into the sea of students surrounding them. β€œGive it a few minutes, he’ll take off.”

Both girls glanced back out the doors and when Leyna’s father moved back into the flow of traffic, she released a sigh of relief. β€œWow. He was really riding me today,” Leyna complained before rudely popping a bubble.

β€œYeah, parents.” Peaches rolled her eyes and then started toward the front door. She glanced back when she realized that Leyna wasn’t with her. β€œAre you coming?”

Leyna shuffled her feet and looked down at her holey black Converse sneakers. β€œUm, I’m thinking I might stick around today.”

Peaches burst out laughing and then realizing her friend was serious, immediately sobered. She quickly glanced around before moving to stand in front of her. β€œAre you nuts?” she asked, the glitter from her lip gloss sparkling in the overhead light. β€œWe’re so far behind now, we’ll never catch up. It’s too late, man. Sticking around is just a waste of time. Let’s go grab a coffee.”

Leyna licked her lips and looked longingly at the front door of the school. Bright sunlight bounced off the sidewalk and shimmered around the bare branches of the trees. It was almost as if it was opening its arms and inviting her to appreciate its beauty.

She didn’t want her father to get into trouble, but Peaches was right. It had been so long since she had been to class, she knew she was several assignments behind. It really wouldn’t do any good to go to class – she had waited too long to listen to her subconscious.

β€œRight. Let’s go.”

Peaches looked relieved and smiled. She hooked an arm through Leyna’s and fell into step beside her; they headed toward the front door. They had just reached the point where they had exited through one glass door and was getting ready to exit the second glass door to the outside when Leyna stopped cold in her tracks. Peaches stumbled.

β€œWhat the … what are you doing?”

Leyna nodded toward the husky, attractive man with a slight limp coming toward them. β€œMy father,” she swallowed and stared at the male moving toward them, his steps determined, his jaw set. β€œHe’s back.”

Thursday Thirteen

Thursday Thirteen – Stranger than Fiction

Because honestly? Ideas for stories ABOUND from real life. You just have to pay attention.

But never mind that – who has time to pay attention? Let me point you to some wacky real-life stories:

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1. California teen gives birth in shower, walks to hospital
LONG BEACH, Calif. (AP) — A 17-year-old girl gave birth secretly at home, then walked four blocks to a hospital with the baby still attached by its umbilical cord….

2. Ohio judge to decide man’s fate for sharing snack cake
MCARTHUR, Ohio (AP) — A judge in southern Ohio must decide whether to send a man to prison for sharing a Little Debbie snack cake. The case involves 21-year-old Timothy Caudill, who last year was held in a residential community corrections program in Nelsonville for breaking into a bar….

3. Japanese official demoted for 780,000 hits on porn sites
TOKYO (AP) — A Japanese civil servant was demoted for logging more than 780,000 hits on pornographic Web sites on his office computer over nine months, an official said Friday….

4. Omaha man says this was his second self-tracheotomy
OMAHA, Neb. (AP) — The 55-year-old Omaha man who performed a tracheotomy on himself with a steak knife says he did the same thing to himself two years ago….

5. Driver gets in wreck, sees his home catch fire, gets ticket
ROCK ISLAND, Tenn. (AP) — One moment, Justin Hill was turning into his driveway. Minutes later he was being flown to a hospital as his home went up in flames. Then he got a traffic ticket….

6. Legally blind man, 78, bowls perfect game
ALTA, Iowa (AP) — A 78-year-old legally blind man nicknamed “The Hammer” has bowled a perfect game. Dale Davis of Alta, Iowa, nailed 12 consecutive strikes and reached 300 on Saturday night during league play….

7. Forgotten tot left behind at Vancouver airport
VANCOUVER, British Columbia (AP) — An immigrant family left a 23-month-old boy in the Vancouver airport and learned he was missing only when contacted during the next leg of the trip….

8. ‘Darth Vader’ spared jail in Jedi church attacks
HOLYHEAD, Wales (AP) — A man who dressed up as Darth Vader, wearing a garbage bag for a cape, and assaulted the founders of a group calling itself the Jedi church was given a suspended sentence Tuesday….

9. Man says JetBlue made him sit on toilet
NEW YORK (AP) — A New York City man is suing JetBlue Airways Corp. for more than $2 million because he says a pilot made him give up his seat to a flight attendant and sit on the toilet for more than three hours on a flight from California….

10. Australian fined for buckling in beer, not child
DARWIN, Australia (AP) — An Australian man has been fined after buckling in a case of beer with a seat belt but leaving a 5-year-old child to sit on the car’s floor, police said Tuesday….

11. Man jailed when daughter fails to get diploma
CINCINNATI (AP) — A man ordered by a judge to make sure his daughter hit the books has found himself in jail because she failed to earn a high school equivalency diploma….

12. Texas woman wins a free funeral at baseball game
GRAND PRAIRIE, Texas (AP) — Elaine Fulps is thrilled about the prize she won at a minor league baseball game. But she’s hoping she doesn’t have to collect on it anytime soon. Fulps, 60, won a $10,000 paid funeral at Tuesday night’s Grand Prairie AirHogs game….

13. Illinois man changes name to ‘In God We Trust’
ZION, Ill. (AP) — A school bus driver and amateur artist from the Chicago suburb of Zion has legally changed his name to “In God We Trust.”…

I adore these weird news stories because honestly, they are a writer’s dream – talk about strange and fascinating ideas – and they’re true!!

Which story did you find the most interesting/disturbing?

I’ll be writing a fictionalized account of one of the above stories in this week’s Thursday Thread. Can you guess which one it’ll be?

Stay tuned …