My Oldest Son’s Sleep Schedule …

And he wonders why he’s tired all the time??

But I can’t tell him anything, because I’m stupid and MOM and don’t know a damn thing.

I guess he’ll have to figure this sleep thing out on his own.

(To be fair, I used to do the SAME THING when I was his age. It wasn’t until I married an early bird and would have fights over the fact that I slept in until 10:00 a.m. and then I had kids and was FORCED to get up early to take care of them that I finally broke the cycle).