Thursday Thirteen – About Me, A to M

(TT number 111!).

1. A – If you were an ANIMAL, what would you be?

Probably a cougar because they’re fast, wily and clever.

2. B – BOOKS: What’s on your reading list?

Everything She Thought She Wanted by Elizabeth Buchan
Cold Fire by Dean Koontz
The Surgeon by Tess Gerritsen
Message in a Bottle by Nicholas Sparks
Riptide by Catherine Coulter

3. C – COMPULSIVE about anything?

Starting new projects. I LOVE learning something new. However, my problem is, I take on too many projects at one time and lose interest in old projects thereby never finishing anything. Grr.

4. D – DREAMS – Do you … dream in color? remember your dreams? keep a dream journal?

I’ve never thought about whether I dream in color. I’ll have to pay more attention. I have dreams about my teeth falling out CONSTANTLY. I wake up jittery and disturbed, really weird dreams. No, I don’t keep a dream journal; I should though!

5. E – EATING – what’s your usual snack?

Yogurt. I love it and it has good bacteria for women. Yogurt = no happy doctor. hehe

6. F – A Few of your FAVORITE Things:

Books. Internet. Blog. Camping by the lake.

7. G – GIGGLES! What (or who) makes you laugh? Do you have a good sense of humor?

I have a strange sense of humor. Some days nothing makes me laugh, other days, everything makes me laugh. Overall though, I have a dry sense of humor. People don’t really get me, I think.

8. H – major HOT Button:

Drivers who talk on the cell phone, drivers who refuse to yield, drivers who don’t strap their children in, drivers who … oh heck, ALL DRIVERS!

9. I – I have a fierce temper, as in, irrational and crazy temper. I’ve worked all my life to control it. Sometimes I fail.

10. J – What kind of JOKES do you like? Dislike?

Funny ones. Wait, that’s pretty vague. Here’s an example:

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.” The woman freed the frog and then the frog said, “Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times more or better!” The woman said, “That would be okay.”

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, “You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will flock to.” The woman replied, “That will be okay because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me.” So, KAZAM– she’s the most beautiful woman in the world.

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, “That will make your husband the richest man in the world, and he will be ten times richer than you.” The woman said, “That will be okay because what’s mine is his and what’s his is mine.” So, KAZAM–she’s the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third wish and she answered, “I’d like a mild heart attack.

Don’t mess with clever women.

Dirty jokes can be funny, but not if they’re overly vulgar.

11. K – Also KNOWN As… Aliases? Screen names? A non de plume perhaps?

I’m take2max everywhere online, you just have to know where to look. 😉

12. L – I LOVE …

Strawberries and Cream Frappucino’s from Starbucks. THEN I have to take a Lactaid in order to digest it. *sigh*

13. M – How do you feel about MEETING people? Do it all the time? Rarely? Parties or 1-on-1?

Uh, I’m an introvert. I avoid people like I avoid the happy doctor. But if I have to meet people, I’d rather in a meeting setting so the attention is not entirely on me. I’m a shape shifter -I like sticking to the shadows and people watching. 😉

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