Work Stuff

This is What Happens When You Don’t Read Your Emails Very Carefully

You show up to a company meeting at 7:30 when it’s actually at 11:30.

AAAARGGHHH!!!!

I got up an hour early. I ran my butt off to get ready in time. I EVEN BOUGHT BAGELS!! And I drive into the parking lot and it’s like, “what the hell?? Where is everyone?”

And yet. I still go into the building. Why? Because the last time we had a 7:30 meeting, I was the first to arrive. Then, 7:30 came and went and STILL, no one was there except me and my boss. And finally, at about 7:45, people starting filing in.

So I thought, “Hmm. Maybe everyone is late, AGAIN.”

I walk into the building. The lights are off.

This is not a good sign, I think to myself.

I sign onto my computer and bring up the email about the meeting.

11:30!!

AAAARGGHHH!!!!

I was so embarrassed, that I hid in a bathroom so the early morning gal, the gal who comes in and turns on computers and lights, wouldn’t see me. I think I might have gotten away with what little dignity I have left.

So, lesson friends, read your emails.

Don’t skim them, like me.

*sigh* I’m such an idiot.

Friday Fun

Friday Craft: Quadropus

Quadropus

Got a single glove and no hope of finding its match? Some easy sewing will transform it into a four-legged octopus.

Materials

Single glove
Needle and thread
Dry rice
Hot glue
Large pom-pom
Buttons
Wire
Ribbon
Felt

Instructions

First, tuck the thumb inside the glove and use a needle and thread (an embroidery needle works fine) to sew it shut. Fill the glove with dry rice, then tuck the cuff inside.

Stitch all along the cuff’s edge, then pull the thread tightly to close the top. Knot the thread.

Sew or hot-glue a large pom-pom to the top of the glove. At the base of the quadropus — where the glove’s fingers attach to the palm — pinch the sides together and sew a few stitches to hold them. This will help make the body rounder.

To make the tentacles, attach buttons to the undersides of the four fingers with hot glue. Sew or hot-glue on button eyes and a felt mouth. Make earrings by threading stacks of buttons onto pieces of wire; tie ribbon around the pom-pom for a head scarf, or add a felt brim to the pom-pom for a hat.

Work Stuff

Helping Our Veterans Shouldn’t Be This Difficult

The doctors I schedule for help a lot of veterans.

Which … cool.

Only. Any time we do anything for them, we have to run it be the VA office/organization so that they (we) will pay for their office visits and any tests that need to be done.

I’m totally cool with that. In fact, I would RATHER pay for our veterans, men and women who have sacrificed their LIVES in order to serve our country than say, people who sit around with laminated homeless signs and beg for a living.

(True story. We passed a man on the streets of Chicago with a laminated homeless sign. Now look. I realize that people fall on hard times. But there are so many programs, charities, churches that exist for THE SOLE PURPOSE of helping these people get back on their feet and off the streets. But let’s be real – when you have taken the time to seek out/make a laminated homeless sign, that tells me that you’re not really looking to get back on your feet but are perfectly happy to beg for a living. And THAT, I have a problem with).

Our veterans SHOULD be taken care of. We owe them. Period. But I get so frustrated with the process. There is so much red tape to go through – needless red tape. It takes FOR.EVAR to get anything approved for our veterans and it just shouldn’t be that way. These brave men and women not only deserve to be taken care of, they deserve to be taken care of in a TIMELY manner.

And trying to get physical therapy approved for our veterans is darn near impossible. Which doesn’t make a lot of sense to me. Because the whole reason they come to our doctors is so they can heal and get better and what better way for that to happen than to be taught how to strengthen their weak spots and make them whole again??

It’s all so ass backward.

And the vets that visit our clinic? Are the nicest people!! They are always so pleasant and respectful … it just breaks my heart that it takes SO LONG to help them.

Life-condensed

Guess Who Turned 17 While I Wasn’t Looking …

JAZZ!!

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(The first thing he said when he saw the cookie cake with the train? “You know I AM 17, right??” HA! I know it’s a little childish, but I figured since we just got off a train … ?)

My youngest son is now one year from being a legal adult.

I can’t even stop to fathom that – I mean, doesn’t that mean I’m old??

Don’t answer that.

We went to Chicago for his birthday. (Well, not really for his birthday, per se, but we told him that. However, how many teenagers can say they rode the Amtrak train for five hours on their birthdays…. hmmm??)

When we got back into town, we headed over to my in-laws for cookie cake. My MIL picked up the cookie cake and we told Jazz we were going over there to pick up some tax return stuff.

He didn’t buy it, of course.

“I just think this is an excuse for ma-ma and pa-pa to see me,” he said.

Can’t get anything by this kid!

We didn’t stay long. We had, after all, just been on a train for five hours and a car for an additional three hours so we were all pretty pooped. But it was a fun break and I didn’t feel guilty for NOT getting the kid a cookie cake.

The boy likes his cookie cakes.

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Happy 17th birthday, Jazz! We adore you!

Work Stuff

I Will Not Be Bullied. Period.

Kevin sent me a link at work today …

Number of Flu Cases Drops by 50 Percent in Greene County MO
(Springfield, MO) — The number of reported flu cases in Greene County is now on the decline after a two-week peak period.

On Tuesday, the Springfield-Greene County Health Department reported 71 cases from March 18-24, 2012.

That’s down from 138 the previous period and 137 the week before that. A majority of the cases have been Influenza A.

Out of the recent 71 cases, 16 of them were among residents ages 5-14. Fifteen were between 15-24 years old.

There have been 479 reported flu cases in Greene County since September 18, 2011.

Shortly after he sent me this article, we got a company-wide email stating that the suspensions had been put on “hold.” But they still reserved the right to implement the plan if the numbers rose in the next few weeks.

*snort*

And can you believe that 479 people out of 275,000 people in my county constitutes an “epidemic??”

Really?

I have become the clinic mascot over this thing. I had a nurse stop me today to ask me if I had heard anything. I was the only person in the entire clinic who hadn’t taken the flu vaccine. And the final tally? Ninety-five percent of the employees at the hospital I work for had taken the flu vaccine.

That’s a lot of cattle mindlessly sticking their arms out for a shot of poison.

The conversations have been interesting these past few days. This was the first year that the hospital had implemented their new policy and from the sounds of it, they have some major tweaking to do. It’ll be interesting to see how this affects NEXT flu seasons round of poison vaccinations.

I’m pretty sure I’ve annoyed a few people at work with my talk, and firm disbelief, in this whole vaccination process. Some of these people have been getting flu vaccines for 30+ years and they don’t exactly appreciate my speculation on a possible correlation between getting vaccines every year and all of these mysterious diseases that we haven’t found cures for and no one knows where they originate.

I’m not saying there IS a correlation, but can you confidently tell me there isn’t some sort of connection??

Food for thought.

I also think people are a little annoyed that I wasn’t reprimanded in some way. Though I don’t think they WANTED me to get in trouble, I think they were EXPECTING it and when I didn’t, they were annoyed. After all, if this all washes under the bridge, then what’s to stop more people from refusing the vaccine next go-around?

At any rate, it looks like my job is safe … for now. I’ll stop talking about it … for now.

But just know this – you take my choice away or try and bully me into doing something I think is morally wrong and unnecessary? I will fight you tooth and nail.

Period.

Abundant Life

Audio Teaching: What Does the Bible Say About Tattoos?

by Dan Gallagher
The most common Scripture that people refer to regarding the use of tattoos is Leviticus 19:28, “‘Do not cut your bodies for the dead or put tattoo marks on yourselves. I am the LORD.” Although this seems clear in the New International Version of the Bible, we will gain a better understanding of this verse by looking at the actual Hebrew from which it is translated.

This audio teaching will cover these main points: It’s a Matter of the Heart, Wrong Motives, The Motive of Rebellion, The Motive of Rejection, Tattoos Will Not Change Who You “Really Are,” What Should I do if I Have an Ungodly Tattoo?, “Captured Flags of the Enemy,” and Seven Things to Consider Before Getting a Tattoo.

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Politics

Are You Thinking for Yourself? Or Are You Allowing Others to Think For You?

If you haven’t been paying attention, if you haven’t been reading, listening, watching the debate about Obamacare, then you’re a poor excuse for an American. Because we have reached a critical moment in our American history. We’re on the precipice of fundamental change. The question is, how many of us will sit on our asses and allow it to happen?

Not me.

Dude. *tap-tap-tap* You. Yeah, you. Are you paying attention? Turn off your reality smut-TV for a moment and pay attention to what is going on – it’s ugly and it’s going to affect you PERSONALLY very, very soon.

Let me tell you something, whether you like Mark Levin or not, you should listen to him right now. He has been dissecting the debate in the Supreme Court and it’s terribly interesting. It’s especially interesting to listen to Mr. Levin’s opinions because he’s a Constitutional lawyer and knows what the hell he’s talking about.

I’ll tell you something else – I’m so thankful that this is happening now, in the age of the Internet and blogs, because a lot of this information is coming from the Internet and blogs and NOT from “traditional” news outlets. Why? Because news “outlets” only spoon feed you what they want you to know. At least now, the information is out there, if only people would click outside their Huffington Posts and New York Times and read it.

Knowledge is POWER, people. Try it sometime.

Obamacare: Two Years Later, 2 Million More Are Projected to Lose Insurance

Obamacare oral arugment

Obama: Mandate is Not a Tax, It’s a Penalty
(Unless you’re arguing in court and then it’s not a “tax”, but a “penalty.” So, I guess it depends on the venue as far as what it’s called. Either way, it’s not good for us, the people).

Health care law endures tough questioning from swing justice at Supreme Court showdown

Kennedy: Individual Mandate Fundamentally Changes Relationship Of Gov’t

Justice Roberts: Can the government make you buy a cell phone?
(Why not? Why stop there? And the government WON’T stop there, people. THAT’S THE FREAKING POINT!!!!!!!)

Solicitor General Coughs, Stumbles, Stutters Through ObamaCare Defense

Justice Scalia to Obama’s solicitor general: ‘We’re not stupid’

Be sure to read the comments on these articles – they’re even more interesting than the articles themselves.

And for the love of God, THINK FOR YOURSELVES. Stop relying on the government to tell you what is good for YOUR life.