Flash Fiction

Flash Fiction: Marriage Counseling

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Fiction under 250 words.

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“Okay everyone, quiet down please. Take your seats and let’s get this session started.”

Ten couples shuffled toward their chairs; the conversation ebbed a bit but didn’t die out completely.

“So,” the director said, his back ramrod straight, his eyes just a bit too enthusiastic. “I’m going to ask you a question and we’ll take turns answering it. Are you ready?”

The women nodded and smiled their readiness; the men warily eyed each other and tried to cover up their embarrassment.

“Quiet down, ladies,” the director shushed a gaggle of women whispering loudly and giggling discretely. “Here’s the question: What have you done for your marriage lately?”

Eyes widened as everyone looked at everyone else for an answer.

“Anyone?” the director asked. He looked around the room, his eyes registering expectation, his mouth set in an encouraging half smile.

Several women began biting their lips in agitation. Several men took a sudden interest in their shoestrings.

“Come now. Someone needs to go first,” said the director.

The seconds slowly ticked by. The steady click-click-click of the clock almost grotesquely loud in the silent room.

“Fine. I’ll pick someone then. Let’s see,” the director lightly tapped his pencil against his clipboard as he surveyed the room. “Cory and Heidi. You go first.”

Heidi sat up and cleared her throat. “Well,” she licked her lips. “We went to the museum …” she looked around the room. “As a family.”

“That’s your answer?” Cory asked. He snorted in disgust. “Hence our marital problem.”

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Want to play? All you have to do is write 250 words (no MORE) about any scene you heard, witnessed or imagined. You can either post your own flash fiction on your blog, or post it in the comment section!

Either way – do it now. Don’t wait. Don’t make excuses.

Flash Fiction

Flash Fiction: Surprise, Teacher!

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Fiction under 250 words.

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“Here you go, teacher. Happy Valentine’s Day.”

Carla smiled at the little girl and accepted the bouquet.

“Oooh, these smell so nice! Thank you, Suzy.”

The little girl clapped a hand over her mouth and giggled. “My mommy works at a flower shop,” she mumbled between pudgy fingers.

“Teacher, teacher! Here’s my gift!” another little girl said while handing over a box of chocolates. “My grandma works at a chocolate store. She makes the bestest chocolate ever!”

Carla turned her bright smile to the other girl and took the box. “I can’t wait to eat them,” she said and lightly patted the girl on the head.

“Here’s MY gift,” a little boy said, his voice ringing with bravado as he struggled to place the box on her desk.

Carla’s eyes widened in surprise. “Oh my,” she said softly. “I wonder what it could be.” She noticed a stream of liquid leaking from the bottom of the box and slowly creeping across the top of her desk. Knowing that Mason’s father worked at a liquor store she dipped a finger into the liquid to take a taste.

“Hhmm,” she paused. “Is it champagne?”

The boy shook his head and grinned.

She dipped her finger again for another taste.

“Wine?”

Mason laughed out loud before bursting with pride.

“It’s a puppy!!”

Carla gagged on the ball of bile in the back of her throat. She promptly got up and raced to the sink.

“Surprise?” Mason said with a tilt of his head.

Fiction Fix

Fiction Fix: A Mysterious Mutilation

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“Oh God, she’s coming in.”

Bethany paused over her work, her hands lightly resting on either side of the material she was feeding through the sewing machine.

“What?”

“That …” Robert hunched forward and stage whispered across the small shop. “That homeless woman.”

Bethany arched a brow before shifting her eyes back to the seam she was mending. “That homeless woman has a name, Robert – Coney.”

“Coney,” Robert snorted and scooted further into the shop as the woman neared the door. “What sort of lame ass name is that?”

“It’s short for Connie,” Bethany answered back and straightened up in her chair as the bell over the door chimed to indicate someone had entered.

Bethany noticed that Robert immediately pretended to be engrossed in the shelves that housed their scrap material and she resisted the urge to sigh. She loved her shop assistant, she truly did, but his snobbery really grated on her nerves at times.

“Hey Coney,” she said and grabbing a straight pin from her zebra pin cushion (her niece had given it to her for her last birthday), she marked a stopping point in the material before getting out of her chair to see what the woman wanted. She knew, from past experience, that Coney wouldn’t venture too far into the belly of the shop but preferred to remain just inside the door thereby insuring a quick and easy getaway if needed.

“H…h…hello Bethany,” the woman fairly whispered and Bethany gave her a warm smile. Coney had been coming to her shop, on and off, for the past six months and she was just now to the point where she felt comfortable enough to call her by name, the woman had insisted on addressing her as Miss Sewing Lady up until that point. It had taken Bethany nearly five months to gently coax the woman to call her by her first name.

Bethany paused to grab a sandwich from behind the counter before approaching Coney.

“What can I do for you today?” Bethany asked and as discretely as possible, she handed the sandwich over to Coney. The woman just as discretely pocketed the sandwich inside her over-sized apron.

Bethany never really understood why the woman insisted on wearing an apron over the four layers of clothes she always had on and every time she asked, Coney changed the subject. She presumed it was because Coney’s clothes were her most precious asset and she didn’t want to get them dirty or possibly damage them in any way, so she wore an apron over them to protect them.

“I,” her dark brown eyes darted over to Robert and she lowered her voice even more. She had to lean forward a bit in order to hear her. “I have some more clothes that need mending,” she said, a soft flush peeking through the grime on her cheeks.

“Oh?” Bethany smiled and looked down at the dirty trash bag Coney had clutched tightly in her fingers. “Let’s take a look, shall we?”

Coney nodded and together, they stepped over to the cutting table. Coney began pulling out articles of clothing – several t-shirts, three hoodies, a pair of gloves, two pairs of jeans, one pair of child’s size Mary Janes and one really thick jacket, the puffy fiber fill spilling out from several tears in big white cotton balls.

Bethany’s stomach dropped. Where did Coney get all of these clothes?

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You can read the rest of the story here.

Flash Fiction

Flash Fiction: Obeying the Rules

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Fiction under 250 words.

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“Can this light be any slower?”

Debbie impatiently tapped the tips of her brand new French manicured nails on the steering wheel. Her lips moved silently as she chastised herself for not running the light. If she had, she’d be inside the building and on her way to THE interview of her life. She would never forgive herself if she didn’t get the job – since when was she a law-abiding citizen?

She glanced in her side mirror and noticed a blood red SUV right on her rear bumper. She huffed in irritation and lifted her eyes to study the woman behind the wheel. The woman was sitting ramrod straight and perfectly still. Her face was expressionless, her teeth were clenched and she appeared to be staring directly into Debbie’s eyes.

Debbie blinked and averted her gaze. What was that woman’s problem? She was just sitting there, she couldn’t go, it was a red light. She shifted her eyes to the road and noted with a start, there were no cars coming toward her. She could safely go. But what if there was a cop close by? What if he saw her run the light and stopped her? She would really be late then.

She inched her mustang a few inches ahead. She caught the SUV’s impatient lurch in the corner of her eye. She looked in her side mirror again. The woman flipped her off with an angry flick.

Debbie chuckled and smiled for the first time that day.

Prompt Fiction

Fiction: Waiting for Santa

This story was also posted at my fiction blog: Fiction Fix.

“I can’t see anything!” sobbed the figure on the floor.

Daniel rolled his eyes and stuck a foot into his sister’s ribs. “You’re not down all the way.”

“Ow!” Shelly hissed and whipped her head around to glare at her brother. “Do that again and I’ll …” she trailed off.

“Right. I’m so scared,” Daniel stage whispered and nodded back toward the door. “Hurry up and look. He’s going to be here any minute!”

Shelly huffed in irritation, but did as her brother commanded. She laid back down on the floor and tried to look through the crack under the doorway. “This stinks!” She flattened her ear more firmly against the floor as she tried again to see into the room.

“Well?” Daniel snapped.

“I still can’t see anything!” she wailed and Daniel shushed her.

“We’re going to get caught and then he won’t come! I swear Shelly, if you scare Santa off, I’m gonna…” he paused. What was he going to do? What could he threaten his sister with that would show her he meant business? His slow smile indicated that something had indeed occurred to him. “If you don’t keep your voice down, I’ll tear the head off your favorite doll.”

Shelly gasped and rolled onto her back, her eyes wide with terror. “You wouldn’t dare!”

“If you scared Santa away? I totally would. Now shut up and take a look or get out of the way.”

The lump in Shelly’s throat could nearly be seen as she swallowed hard. Daniel smirked. His sister was such a sissy. She twisted back around onto her belly and with a wiggle or two, resumed her position.

Daniel impatiently tapped his foot. He mentally counted the seconds along with the grandfather clock located further down the hallway.

One … two … three … four … five … six …

“I still can’t see anything!” Shelly whined and Daniel balled his hands into small fists. He leaned over to get a look at his sister’s face.

“You have to open your eyes, dummy!”

“I still can’t see!”

“Open the other eye!” Daniel fiercely whispered and he grit his teeth in frustration. Girls were so stupid.

He again distracted himself by counting with the soft pings from the grandfather clock.

One … two … three … four … five

He jumped when the clock began to chime out the hour.

Startled, Shelly squealed and scooted herself away from the door.

“It’s midnight!” Daniel croaked out. It was so much of an effort to keep his voice low that he was giving himself a headache. “Get out of the way! Santa will be here any minute!” He used his foot to nudge his sister along the hardwood floor just a little faster.

“I’m moving! Cut it out!”

He barely waited for her to get out of his way before he dropped to his belly and was comfortably positioned before the door leading to the family room. He ignored the pressure on his ear as he concentrated on making himself as flat as his mother’s pancakes.

“I see the tree!” he whispered in excitement.

“Really? Shelly asked, her voice dipping into a pout. “I saw some pretty colors, but I never saw the tree. Are you sure you can see it?” She lowered herself to her hands and knees and leaned over him. “I think you’re lying. I think you can’t see anything.”

“Gross!” he hissed. “You’re breathing on my neck. Get away, you weirdo!” He reached a hand back to swat her away like a pesky fly. He kept his head in the same position and he could indeed see the bottom of the tree.

Unfortunately, there weren’t any presents under it. But he wasn’t worried just yet, it was still early.

“Do you see anything?” Shelly asked, her voice tinged with excitement.

“Not yet.”

Five seconds later …

“What about now?”

“No.”

Five seconds later …

“Now?”

“No.”

“Anything?”

“No.”

“What about now?”

“No!”

Daniel maintained his position but twisted his head around to look at his sister. She was sitting cross-legged near his legs and bouncing with so much energy he was afraid she was going to bruise her butt cheeks. He’d no doubt be blamed for it.

“Sit still!”

“I can’t!” she wailed in a strangled, whispered voice.

“Then go to your room and jump on your bed or something. Santa’s smart. If he feels the vibration from your butt, he won’t come!”

“Oh,” Shelly said and abruptly ceased her bouncing. “I didn’t think about that.” She lightly chewed on her lip. “Has he come yet?”

Daniel heaved a heavy sigh and with another roll of his eyes, he directed his gaze back under the door. “No, not yet.”

“He’s not coming!” Shelly cried.

“Oh my God!” Daniel growled and twisted his body around to face her.

“Omm, I’m telling mom. You took God’s name in vain.”

Daniel could feel a slow flush enter his cheeks. He was usually pretty careful about not taking God’s name in vain. He didn’t want God mad at him after all. But his sister got on his nerves so bad sometimes, he just wanted to hit something. Why couldn’t she have been a boy, instead? Girls were so stupid.

“Shelly,” he said, working to keep his voice calm. “It’s only a little after midnight. It’s only been Christmas for technically,” he glanced at the grandfather clock. The light from the moon streamed in and lit up the right side of the face. “Fifteen minutes. He’ll come. But if he knows we’re out here…” he left the rest unsaid for truly, the thought of Santa not coming scared him more than he was willing to let his sister see.

“Wow!”

He smiled. He liked impressing her. They were working on telling time at school and even though he wasn’t really sure he got it, he knew more than his sister and for now, that was enough.

“So, you’re gonna have to be patient, Shel,” he said. He felt like a grown up.

“Okay,” she said and to his surprise, she settled down.

Time ticked by slowly. It went even more slowly than school so Daniel felt like he had been waiting and watching for Santa to make an appearance for years when in fact, it had only thirty minutes. His eyes began to droop and he would catch himself nodding off and jerk himself awake.

There was one exciting moment when he thought he caught a shadow in the corner of his eye, but when he blinked the sleepiness away, it was gone.

He yawned. Shelly was already asleep, her head resting on his legs. He could feel his left thigh going numb, but he was afraid that if he moved, he would wake her up.

He had been staring at the snowman tree skirt for so long that he swore he saw the figure moving his hips from side-to-side sometimes.

His vision began to glaze over and he could feel his eyes growing very, very heavy.

“Hurry up, Santa,” he murmured in a sleep-induced daze. He fought to keep his eyes open for several more moments, but at precisely 12:52, they slowly lowered, and then closed.

At precisely 12:54, a pair of black galoshes quietly stepped into view.


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Fiction Friday

[Fiction] Friday Challenge for December 4, 2009:

Include this in your story….“I can’t see anything,” sobbed the figure on the floor.

Writing Stuff

Penning Holiday Letters

This was originally published on the Write Anything blog a few years back.

Well, the New Year is approaching. December is generally a time to reflect back on the past year and make plans for the upcoming months. It’ll soon be time to wipe the slate clean, move past regrets and mistakes and gear up to jump new hurdles.

In the midst of all of this reflection, I can only think of one thing to write about – holiday letters. You know what I’m talking about, those letters you receive in your Christmas cards summarizing the past year for the such-and-such family. Do you write them? Have you ever considered writing them? What do you think about them?

I have one high school friend, whom I never talk to and haven’t seen since high school, who sends me a family letter with each card every Christmas. She’s done this for years. Even though I’ve never met her daughters, I feel like I know them as I watched them grow up via photographs. Her letters are always upbeat (almost impossibly so) and her family sounds … well, perfect. I can’t help but wonder if she hasn’t doctored the events just a bit.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for sugar-coating the truth, but don’t you wonder if “Susie decided to forego her cheerleading ambitions to pursue her retail dreams” doesn’t really translate into, “Susie tried out for cheerleader, and didn’t make it. She was then so depressed that we had to pry her sticky, nasty self off the couch, throw her into the shower and force her to get a job in the mall just to save her sanity and make us some extra money?”

I’ve always read her letters with a grain of salt. True, her family COULD be perfect. And if that’s true, then perhaps I am just a tad jealous. But being cursed blessed with an over active imagination, I tend to read between the lines. I have to admit, it’s been fun to read these letters and put my own spin on things.

After receiving this year’s letter from her, I decided to try my hand at this holiday letter-writing thing. I had never written anything like this in the past and certainly never to her but I thought, what the hay, I’ll give it a go. I kept it short and to the point and I’m being honest when I say, I didn’t stretch the truth or sweeten the iffy areas. I simply wrote about my job and hobbies, my husband’s new job and how much happier he is, the boys’ school success and their interests.

After writing all of this down, after penning the nitty-gritty of our lives, I realized – we really do have a great family. True, she may read between the lines, roll her eyes and poke fun at us, but that doesn’t bother me. Because what I wrote was true and honest. And I’m proud of the fact that my husband and I have done a pretty good job living this little thing we call life.

At the end of the letter, I gave her my email address and suggested we catch up sometime. I really would like to see, and talk, to her. I mailed that letter weeks ago. I still haven’t heard from her.

Now I’m paranoid. Being a newbie to this whole holiday letter-writing thing, I’m thinking maybe I committed some sort of unforgivable faux pas. Curious, I Googled tips for writing holiday letters. Here’s what I found:

1] Consider Your Readers
As you prepare to compose the letter, think about some of the people who will be reading it. If they were sitting here now at your kitchen table, what would you be talking about with Aunt Vera, your school buddy Lane, and your old neighbors in Seattle? Talk about some of those things in your letter.

2] Involve the Family
Invite the other members of your family to contribute, and don’t be too quick to censor or redirect their ideas. Sure, you may be dying to tell the world that your son made the honor roll, but if he’s more interested in recalling that diving catch he made in centerfield, let him tell it—and let him use his own words.

3] Enjoy Yourself
If the prospect of writing a holiday letter makes you groan, forget it. A letter that starts out as a duty is likely to be read as a chore. Have some fun writing the letter.

4] Don’t Use a Template
If a family newsletter is worth writing at all, it should sound like you and your family. Don’t fill in any blanks or imitate any models.

5] Avoid Boasting
Your newsletter really shouldn’t sound like an application for America’s Greatest Family Award. Don’t brag about your stock options, your kids’ straight A’s, or your flashy new company car. Be real. Mention setbacks as well as achievements. Above all else, don’t be afraid to poke fun at yourself.

6] Read It Aloud
As you prepare to revise and edit your letter, listen to make sure that the language is clear and direct. The letter should sound as if you’re speaking with good friends, not directing a business meeting.

7] Don’t Embarrass Anybody
Encourage everyone in the family to read the letter before you make copies. You might have heard wedding bells when you met Junior’s new girlfriend on Thanksgiving, but those bells may have been false alarms. What Junior may not yet have told you is that the perfect couple broke up last weekend.

8] Proofread
There’s no need to amuse your friends with unintentional writing errors. Misspelling “bowl” as “bowel,” for instance, is funny only if somebody else has made the mistake. So review your letter for standard grammar and correct spelling.

9] Keep It Short
Nobody, they say, ever criticized a speech because it ran too short. The same is true of the holiday newsletter. Stick to one page, or even a bit less. Leave space for a brief handwritten note and a personal signature. If you’re including the letter as an e-mail attachment, send each e-mail individually. Real friends don’t spam their friends.

10] Be Selective
Send the letter only to acquaintances who might really care about what you and your family have been up to this past year. Your old roommate in Australia and a recently retired co-worker? Fine. But the mail carrier and your son’s second-grade teacher? Go with a card (or, better yet, a gift card) instead.

Considering I skipped steps 4 – 7, I think I did a pretty good job. Will I write any more holiday letters? I honestly don’t think so. I think holiday letters are dangerously close to bragging and don’t we have blogs for that? 😀