Category: Life
Remember the Topsy-Turvy Tool?
Yeah, me too. I got mine in the mail on Saturday and wore my hair like this to work today.
I’m on a mission to bring the 80’s hair styles back … pass the hairspray, will ya?
Next: Trying to make this work on a side pony … ??
Quotes Are Inspiring, And a Little Annoying
Do you have a favorite quote that you return to again and again? What is it, and why does it move you?
I like quotes. I’m inspired by quotes. And I like to post quotes on Facebook because it tends to annoy people and I can be all soapbox-ish without it really sounding like ME. I didn’t exactly SAY it, now did I?
But my absolute favorite quotes are about responsibility.
(UGH! I said the “R” word!)
Like this one, for example:
Because yes, we’re ALL responsible for our own lives. That includes the good AND the bad choices. Find yourself in a bad situation? How did you get there? How do you get out? By taking responsibility for your part in the fiasco and then changing it.
Want it? Take the first step to GETTING it. Waiting around for someone to hand it to you is the lazy way out.
Couldn’t have said it better myself.
Parenting Sense of Humor
We must have it, or go crazy.
Kudos to this family!
This is Why They Call Them “Average” Tempertatures
Look at the temp differences today through Monday.
Is it any wonder that I keep Aleve D on hand?? These jumping temperatures cause havoc on my sinuses. I woke up at 5:30 this morning feeling like a small child was sitting on my face. NOT FUN.
It’s not Global Warming. It’s not Global Cooling. It’s not even climate change (to use the current buzzword). It’s actually called natural cyclical weather changes that occur every cotton-pickin’ season every cotton-pickin’ year. Some winters are bitterly cold, some winters are unseasonably warm. Some winters we have a lot of snow, some winters we have zero snow.
These temperature changes are WHY we have average temperatures. You know those average temperatures weatherpeople (because God forbid I keep it politically correct) report on? THIS is where they come from – wildly fluctuating temperatures that are a NATURAL PROCESSION WE EXPERIENCE FROM SEASON TO SEASON.
Sorry to yell.
Humans are a speck of dirt in the grand scheme of things. Sure. We can, and will, do a better job of keeping our Mother Earth (Ugh – that sounds so hippy-ish, but you get the idea) clean, but honestly, humans have ultimate impact/control over our weather conditions??
HAHA. Get over yourselves. Geez. It’s not rocket science, people.
Anyhoo – dig out those heavy coats, hats, gloves and long johns: It’s going to be frigid for a few days.
ADDED: Just saw this explanation for the frigid cold air:
This “polar vortex,” as one meteorologist calls it, is caused by a counterclockwise-rotating pool of cold, dense air. The frigid air, piled up at the North Pole, will be pushed down to the U.S., funneling it as far south as the Gulf Coast.
A polar vortex – I like that.
I Think I Have Perfected the Art of Curly Hair …
… or it was a fluke, one of the two.
A woman at work come up to me yesterday and asked if my hair was one of those curly extensions – it couldn’t be my REAL hair, could it??
I assured her it was.
See. My hair is naturally straight –stick straight. So when it’s curly like this, it’s just weird.
I think I have it figured out. I spray heat protectant on it, then hot roll it, and voila! Curls that last all day and outlast even frigid temps and ice-cold hurricane-like winds.
Not bad, if I say so myself.
Searching for My Bucket List
“What’s the 11th item on your bucket list?”
Bucket list?
What bucket list? I don’t have one. I should have one, I suppose.
Let’s make one right now while we’re thinking about it. (Try and contain your excitement).
1. Publish my writing – whether it’s a short story (it’ll probably be a short story because I think I have ADHD when it comes to writing) or a novel. (*snicker*)
2. Live a ripe old age and still have my mind.
3. Take a Mediterranean cruise. (Hey, don’t laugh. Kevin and I are seriously planning for this one. It probably won’t be for a few (or ten) years, but still …
4. Take a cruise around the Hawaiian islands. (Again – don’t laugh. We’re actually planning to do this one next year for our 25th wedding anniversary).
5. Make a longer bucket list.
6. See a Broadway play. (If I can ever bring myself to pay the ticket price – wowsiers).
7. Be a grandma. (HAHAHAHAHAHA – that would mean our boys would have to put themselves in a situation where they MEET girls, then find one they can tolerate and marry … HAHAHAHAHA *wiping eyes* – sorry, I don’t see this one happening in my lifetime).
8. Become a grandma to grandpuppies.
9. Publish some … oh wait, I already listed that one.
Honestly – I can’t think of anything else right now. Either A. I’m super boring, B. pretty content with my life and how I’ve lived it so far, or C. too brain dead to come up with any more options.
I’ll take D: all of the above.
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