Category: random stuff

So, I saw this nifty little quiz over at Momma Blogs A Lot and I HAD to try it and may I just say …

… WHAT THE HECK?!?

These results are completely BACKWARD from what I would have guessed. I would have guessed Dude looked more like me (probably because of my coloring and he SO reminds me of my brother) and Jazz is TOTALLY Kevin’s family (coloring and they looked identical when they were babies).

When I told Kevin the results, he wrinkled his nose and said, “No way.” So this means the results are totally bogus, of course. 😉

But I sure had fun doing them!

I don’t know, what do YOU think about my results?

What about you? Who do your kids take after? (You don’t have to take this quiz if you don’t want to, you have to register for an account [Grr], but in your opinion, who looks like whom?)

(warning: one F-bomb)

You Are 38% Evil

A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well. In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil.

For some reason, I’m pleased with this result. Which rather proves this result, don’t you think?

I think “evil” might be too strong of a word, though. I’m not evil, but I do have my moments.

Let’s put this way, I can be sneaky and you burn me? I burn back … eventually.

I give people chances, but not many. And when those chances are up? All bets are off.

Am I proud of this admission? No. But reality bites sometimes.

A new group of first graders were in class for the first time.

The teacher told them, “You are in first grade now and we do not talk ‘baby talk’ in my classroom. When I point to you, stand, tell me your name, and something you did this summer.”

The first child stood, “My name is Jackie, I visited my Nanny.” The teacher said “That’s great, but from now on we will say Grandmother. There is no ‘baby talk’ in the first grade.”

The second child stood, “My name is Regina. I rode a choo choo this summer.” The teacher replied, “That’s good, but from now on we will say train. Remember, no ‘baby talk’ in first grade.”

The third child stood, “My name is Frank and I read a book this summer.” The teacher replied, “That’s wonderful Frank! What book did you read?”

The little boy very proudly replied, “Winnie the Shit.

Tell me this doesn’t inspire you.

I SOOOO needed to see this right now.