Prompt Fiction, Relationships

Focusing on What Was Important

The assignment was: after you have died, your daughter/son will be given the gift of seeing a single five-minute period of your life through your eyes, feeling and experiencing those moments as you did when they occurred. What five minutes would you have him/her see?

Choosing five minutes of my life to share with my boys was really hard. I’ve had so many wonderful moments in my life that settling on a mere five minutes seemed impossible at first. But I thought about it. I patiently inserted slides of my life into the projector and this was the slide that made me smile; this was the moment I knew my life had changed forever.

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“Grab your camera and let’s go.”

“Where are we going?” I asked while grabbing my camera. I didn’t hesitate. I was ready to follow him anywhere. I trusted him. I liked him. I looked forward to spending time with him. I might even have loved him.

“To the lake. Let’s take some pictures. I’ll teach you some techniques.”

So, we left. The day was chilly, but I was warm enough in my jean jacket. I worried that the wind would mess up my hair because I wanted to look good for him under all conditions. I wanted him to be proud of me; his opinion meant something to me.

Which was weird for me. I was confused, but it was a pleasant confusion. My entire body felt like it was standing at the edge of a cliff, my balance precarious, my arms outstretched and grappling for something to hang on to. But I wasn’t scared of falling into this relationship; it was more of an eager anticipation.

We explored the lake that day. We took a lot of pictures – most of them were mediocre, a few of them were even great. I learned a lot about photography, and about myself that day. I felt comfortable with him. I began to imagine my life with him.

We each brought different strengths to our relationship – he brought clarity, determination, motivation; I brought whimsy, nonchalance, and careful abandon. We both shared an intense imagination.

And we laughed a lot.

Though our relationship was still fairly new, it felt like we had known one another our entire lives. There was the initial awkwardness of getting to know one another, but it only lasted mere days instead of weeks and we soon fell into an easygoing, pleasant and fun relationship. We were honest with one another and after several weeks of being with him, I began entertaining the thought of maybe, just maybe, we could live a lifetime together.

They say you “know” when you have meant the right person and forgive me, but I have to agree. There simply wasn’t one thing about him that sealed the deal for me, it was so many little things and then nothing at all. He simply stepped into my world and staked a claim on the plat of land in my heart that was reserved for that special someone.

I hadn’t even known that piece of real estate existed until he came along.

This should have scared me – the thought of committing to one person had always scared me up until that point. But I think because he was able to step into my world so effortlessly, so quietly, with very little fanfare, that it caught me off guard and I let my defenses down, just for a moment, but long enough for the damage to be done.

I was in love.

I realized my feelings as we took turns posing for one another. I felt free to be myself and I enthusiastically alternated my poses: from goofy to sexy all in an attempt to make him laugh and look at me, to really see me as a person and a possible life partner.

Though my feelings had sort of taken off without my permission, I forced myself to think about the reality of our relationship. Was he someone I could respect? Was he responsible? Did he have goals? Could I live with his bad habits?

And most importantly – could he put up with me and all of my irrational moods and faulty personality?

I had high hopes.

Though we were together at the lake that day, we also took time to explore on our own. The fact that he felt comfortable enough to give me my space was really what clinched the deal.

He was secure enough in himself, and in me, to give me room to breathe.

I knew there would be times that I would crave isolation. I required his understanding.

I sensed his understanding.

We arrived at the lake mere boyfriend and girlfriend – we left the lake that day soul mates.

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Life

Working on the Future

I finally finished my professional site:

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Well. It’s not DONE-DONE, I still have some tweaking to do. But it’s pretty close.

I like it. I think it looks fun and funky and I was pleased to see a lot of people from Twitter clicked over to take a look when I tweeted it yesterday. (Thanks guys!)

I can cross that off my to-do list now.

Next, Kevin and I will be brainstorming where to place ads for his business. We’ve already listed it on Craigslist. I am also going to work on some mock up websites for a few schools that have expressed interest in buying a new website from me in the past and see if I can’t entice them to hire me.

*******

We have a scheduling appointment at the school with Jazz on Tuesday, so we feel like this would be a good time to talk to Dude about his future. We’re bringing him back to the office after school on Monday for that talk and I want him to start studying for the ACT test after school Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday for about thirty minutes each day. I’m scheduling him to retake the test in April. I’ve already warned him about it and have given him the option of taking the initiative and studying on his own. Since he didn’t study for the test last year, and he doesn’t seem motivated to study for the test this year, I’m going to have to step in and make sure he takes it seriously this go around. If that means physically removing him from his comfy bedroom and computer and making him study, then so be it.

We’re going to ask him what he wants to do and if he doesn’t have any idea, then we’ll make suggestions. He can either research one of those ideas, or present his own plan of action, but he’s going to have a plan of action, one way or another, very soon. If he wants to take some college classes, we need to get him enrolled and set up to go in the Fall. The kid is not going to just sit around and play his life away. Not on my watch. If that makes me pushy, controlling and a bitch mom, so be it – someone is going to need to push the boy – might as well be me.

I’m pretty used to being the bad guy.

*******

I’ve been working out to the EA Sports Active program on the Wii. I’m doing the easy 30-minute workout right now and I’m really enjoying the tennis and boxing. The baseball portion is okay, I really enjoy hitting the ball, but I suck at the catching part. There’s also an in-line skating part that I LOATHE. You have to squat, and maintain that squat (the lower you squat, the faster you go), and then you have to jump when you come to ramps. It’s HARD. But the lunges and squats in general are getting easier. I worked out last night and I’m pleased to say I’m barely sore today. I plan on taking the 30-day challenge very soon. I have no idea what that entails, but I’m sure it’s a program that will get harder over time.

Kevin says he can already tell a difference in my body – it looks more “shapely.” But he might just be buttering me up so I’ll continue working on it.

I’m not too proud to say, it’s working. 😉

Day-By-Day

Snow is Stupid, QuickBooks Pro Advisor, Weather is Cyclical

We’re snowed in – AGAIN.

Well, Kevin and I aren’t snowed in, we’re at the office (thank goodness for his 4×4 truck), but school has been canceled – AGAIN.

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This makes the sixth snow day this school year – one more and the kids will start having to make them up.

The snow has been around for a solid week now. This is unacceptable. I’m not a big fan of snow to begin with, but when it’s been around for a week and the temps haven’t gotten high enough to melt much of it, I get downright cranky.

The side streets were never cleared, so when the temps did get high enough to melt a little of it, it was enough to make the ice break up into chunks. So now our street has deep groves of ice in it and my little car isn’t liking that one little bit. I’ve gotten stuck a few times and when I went to pick the boys up from school the other day, I got stuck halfway in/halfway out of a driveway with about ten cars behind me.

That wasn’t embarrassing.

I was finally able to rock the car enough that it found traction, but I honestly thought the boys were going to have to get out and push me.

The last time school was out this long was during the ’07 ice storm. It seems like they were out a week at that time period because the schools didn’t have power. Since Missouri declared a national emergency, the kids didn’t have to make up those days.

I hate snow days. They’re disruptive to everyone’s schedule. Not to mention the boys’ schooling. However, we’re lucky. The boys are older now so it’s no big deal to leave them at home. I feel really sorry for working parents of younger kids – I bet snow days like these are just a major pain in the butt for them.

At any rate – we’re supposed to be up in the 50’s this weekend so HOPEFULLY it’ll melt most of this crap away and we can get back to normal.

*****

I just called and rescheduled my doctor’s appointment. I was supposed to go in for a follow up to my abdominal surgery. Kevin wanted me to go, but since he’s my taxi today, and it looks like we’re going to have to make a trip to the orthodontist’s office today because Jazz’s new wire in his braces has caused his teeth to shift and now the wire has extended past his teeth and is digging into his gums which requires snipping and we’ll likely grab lunch on the way back which means that Kevin won’t have had that much time in the office today because of all of the taxiing around and since I know the man like the back of my hand and know that he won’t feel like he got anything done today and that will make him cranky and he’s not much fun to be around when he’s cranky – I rescheduled my appointment because that would mean one less thing for us to do today.

I do believe that might have been the longest, and most confusing, sentence I’ve ever written.

Anyway, it’s no biggie. It’s just a follow-up. I’m sure it’ll go something like this:

Me: “Hey doc.”

Doc: “How are you doing?”

Me: “Great! I feel really good. Thanks again for fixing me.”

Doc: (*blush*)

Me: (*big smile because it’s amusing to make the doctor blush*)

Doc: “Any problems?”

Me: “Not a one.”

Doc: “You’re having bowel movements and passing gas okay?”

Me: “You mean, am I pooping and farting? Yep. Everything’s running on schedule.”

(I know what you’re thinking, “Now Karen. You wouldn’t say that.” To which I would reply – oh yes I would. I like to say things like that and shock people. It makes life interesting that way).

Doc: “Great! Then I hearby dub you cured and I don’t want to see you back – ever.”

And that would be that.

So see? I’m not missing much by postponing this appointment until next week. Though I DO want to ask him if there’s any possibility of me suddenly growing more intestine or if I have enough large intestine left for anymore twists to happen.

Because GAH, I don’t want to go through that crap (pardon the pun) again if I can help it.

And plus, it’s fun to watch his brow furrow as he tries to ascertain if I’m indeed stupid enough to think it’s indeed possible for me to grow extra intestine (hey, it could happen) or if I’m just jerking his chain.

Serious people are so fun to mess with.

*****

I’m suspicious.

The Documentation Specialist position is still listed.

Hhmm ….

It’s been listed for quite a few weeks.

Hhmm …

I wonder – does this mean that they simply can’t find people who have graduated from college with a technical writing degree? Or, are they turning down all of the applicants because they’re old and stodgey?

See. This company is a young, hip company. Which makes me wonder if I would be a good candidate because, well, I’m old. Let’s be honest.

HOWEVER, I don’t always act my age so … BONUS!

OR, maybe they had another Documentation Specialist job open up right after they filled the first position and they just didn’t bother taking down the first listing because hello – same job, same job description, same job requirements, etc.

I know they update their list because I’ve seen other listings come and go so …

I wonder.

*****

I’ve been eating a lot of oatmeal lately.

My body RESPONDS to oats.

*ahem*

But I’ve noticed that if you don’t rinse your bowl out immediately after you’re finished, oatmeal turns into concrete.

It’s a PAIN to clean after that.

Just a little public service announcement.

*****

Kevin is now an official QuickBooks Pro Advisor. This means, he can easily take care of all of your Quickbooks needs.

He has spent quite a few hours studying the material and taking tests and is now certified. He’s listed as an adviser on the Quickbooks website, too. They also gave him a handy-dandy sticker to put on his window and I will be putting an “official” notice on his website sometime today, too.

So if you know of any small businesses that need an accountant, Kevin is your man.

I’m going to help him write some ads today and we’ll start the ball rolling on advertising. He’s already had one client meeting and that was just word of mouth, so I’m really hoping we can carve out a niche in the community.

Seriously. If you, or you know of someone that needs some accounting services, contact me, or visit Kevin’s website and contact him.

We’ll even come to your business and pick up your paperwork for you!

We’re full service, ya’ll.

*****

I”m getting pretty darn tired of (uninformed) people touting that this blizzard is PROOF POSITIVE that climate change (which is now what Global Warming is called because it’s hard to preach warming when half the country is buried under snow) happens.

Well, yeah. Climate change happens, it’s called WEATHER. And weather is cyclical. (which means: revolving or recurring in cycles – in case you didn’t know that).

Case in point:

There’s an article on Yahoo today about the Midwest blizzards.

Here’s the part that I think people intentionally ignore whenever they start spouting off about Global Warming, oops, sorry, Climate Change:

But after the record 14-inch snowfall that kept students out of school for at least six days, halted garbage pickup and kept some roads impassable, the city of 390,000 was bracing for the worst. By 9 a.m. Wednesday, Tulsa had received 4.5 inches of new snow, putting it just two-tenths of an inch from matching its seasonal record of 25.6 inches set in the 1923-1924 season.

Dude. This means that Tulsa received even MORE snow in 1924. Are you telling me that MAN-MADE Global Warming was happening back in the early 20’s??

COME ON MAN. Get real.

Weather is cyclical. It goes in cycles. Next year, we’ll probably have a particularly mild, warm winter. The year after that, it’ll be colder and maybe just a bit snow. The year after that? Spring-like conditions.

It’s called AVERAGES. That’s where AVERAGES come from.

Give me a break.

I’m sorry guys, but I don’t buy it. The Earth may be warming up, but it’s not because of man. Can we work on being more efficient and less wasteful? Of course. But man is a tiny speck of dirt – I highly doubt we’re killing our planet.

Sorry to go off on a tangent, but good LORD, this stuff drives me nuts.

Don’t believe me? Tell you what – read articles both for and against Global Warming. Weigh the evidence for yourself. What makes more sense? I’ve done that and it just doesn’t seem feasible that man is causing the Earth to warm up. Science is great – science is not always accurate.

And the rant is officially over.

Life

Exercising Once Again

I ordered this top. Cute, right? I received it Friday.

And made the mistake of trying it on.

I love the top, but not necessarily on me.

*sigh*

I should have known. I should have KNOWN this top was not something I should have ordered.

Let me list the flaws for you:

1. It sits too far out on my shoulders which only makes my wide shoulders look wider. (I could easily have been a line backer in my previous life).

2. Though the color is gorgeous, it looks pretty nasty on my pasty white skin. (But might look better once I start tanning again).

3. The bodice is designed to hug your bosom and define your waist. This would be great, if I knew where my waist was.

4. It’s, in essence, an empire-waist top which I personally LOVE, but Kevin personally HATES. He thinks women who wear these types of tops look pregnant.

But still. I like it.

I thought about sending it back right away, but then I got to thinking – it’s a summer-type top. I’ll have lost weight and will have a tan by then. And I think it will look pretty hot with a pair of black slacks, heels and silver accessories.

So … I’m holding off until my arms a bit more toned and have some color in them before I send it back. I mean, I have several brightly-colored t-shirts that I can only wear in the summer and ONLY with a tan, so … this might work providing I meet the above conditions.

I haven’t modeled it for Kevin yet. I’m pretty sure he’s going to hate it even under the best of conditions, but still, I’m holding out hope that he won’t be totally turned off by it.

And I thought the whole black slacks/heels/silver jewelry accessory idea would look good for our semi-formal dinner on the cruise.

That we’re planning on taking.

In July.

After we visit two of Disney World’s theme parks. (For those of you that voted “Disney World and then a cruise” on my poll the other day. *high five* Do you guys know me or what??)

That’s the real reason I bought this top. Well, that and I thought it might look good to wear to work in the summer, too. (Though I’m not so sure about that one, now that I really think about it).

At any rate, I’m going to hang on to the top and see what it looks like in a few months. If it doesn’t work out, I’ll send it back.

And speaking of working out … (I’m smooth, aren’t I?)

I am in another work out spurt.

Actually, Kevin started it. He’s getting a little, erhm, tummy (which I TOTALLY love honey! I think it’s cute and fun to rub!!) but it’s starting to bother him a little bit so he pulled out his Total Gym (Yes, that’s the one that Chuck Norris and Christie Brinkley advertise. And what? It’s a cool little machine!) yesterday, and worked out while watching Seinfeld, Season 8 (which I watched with him because I don’t think I’ve seen season 8 – how is that possible?!?) and afterward, put in the Wii EA Sports Active disk and did the easy 20 minute workout.

Which got me worked up to try it myself.

So, I got on the treadmill and walked two miles before hitting the EA Sport workout.

I was fine, until those damn lunges.

OH. MY. POOR. LEGS!

Those suckers were hard. Mainly because the instructor requires that you hold the lunge. After doing two sets of 20 lunges my legs were jello and would barely support me. I got a little annoyed with the program during the lunges. For some reason, the Wii wouldn’t pick up my motions, so I would lunge, but my avatar would not, so I did several more lunges than was necessary simply because the stupid program couldn’t keep up with me. Also? It kept telling me to slow down. That was also frustrating because I thought the program was too slow.

Also? The running around the track sort of hurt me. I started hurting around the area where my colon was reattached, so I ticked off the program by doing a really slow jog instead. I was totally fine until those runs. (And I wasn’t running full speed ahead, it was really only a brisk jog more than anything).

My favorite part was the boxing part. I LOVED the punches and the Wii controllers did an excellent job keeping up with my punches and jabs.

I also enjoyed using the band for arm exercises, too. They were pretty easy, but I can feel I definitely did some damage today by my soreness level.

I had to pause at the very end because by that time, I’m was getting tired and I over did it. (Which I knew I would – I always do when I get back on an exercise program). In fact, I nearly got sick simply because that was more activity my poor body has seen in quite some time.

But again, that’s pretty normal for me. I guess I don’t classify a workout as a WORKOUT until I make myself nauseous.

At any rate, I liked the EA program overall. I’m looking forward to mastering this easy 20 minute workout and moving onto something a bit more challenging.

Funny

Favorite “Zits” of the Week

My “comical” life with teenage boys …

I especially laughed at this last one. I mentioned I maintain school websites, right? Well, when a dance rolls around, I am asked to post dance guidelines on the high school websites and the guidelines in this comic? Are exactly what’s on those guidelines. It sort of makes you sick that school officials have to specifically prohibit this crass behavior at a social gathering, doesn’t it. I totally blame reality TV.

You can buy a Zits Day-by-Day calendar here.

Life

Summer Plans

Got a nice surprise in the mail today …

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Oh yes. Yes we are.

In July.

For two days.

(We’re thinking Epcot and Hollywood Studios)

Or are we?

We may, or may not, be doing something else the rest of that week in July.

Life

Big Snow Storm of 2011

Alternatively entitled: Snowmageddon

So, the blizzard … that was fun, right?

Okay, don’t answer that. Actually, I’m okay with snow, it’s the ice that terrifies me. So I’m really thankful ALL we got was snow. I heard St. Louis and Indiana got a lot of ice.

Poor saps.

My mom disagrees – this wasn’t really a blizzard, at least down here in the Ozarks, it was a snow storm. A blizzard, to my mom, is when conditions are so bad that you literally can’t see two feet in front of you, when you are forced to stop, on the road, get out and make sure you’re still ON the road. (True story – go read about it on her blog). A blizzard is when it takes you an hour to drive a mile.

Uncle. She wins.

But we did get a lot of snow here. Not as much as my sister, though. She posted a picture on Facebook with a measuring tape – 14 inches. We only got about seven here. I think my brother got around 10 inches where he lives.

And did you hear about Chicago?? TWENTY inches. Oy.

So we were lucky. And I’m thankful, truly. Seven inches is hard enough to navigate.

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This is the third day that the kids have been out of school. We all stuck around the house the first two days, Kevin and I are back at the office today.

*Side note: There has been A LOT of groaning, moaning and complaining about having kids home because of snow days on Twitter. Though I understand that kids can get underfoot and are frustrating, especially when they’re bored and we’re trying to get stuff done, I can’t help but wonder if their (the parents) attitudes aren’t being picked up by their kids? I’m betting most of the parents that complain about having their kids home on snow days don’t, in any way, relay that to their children, that they are, in fact, trying to be “cool” on Twitter and join the “Ugh. Kids home. Help me,” bandwagon and they are fun and supportive to their children’s faces, but still … Has our society gotten so used to pawning our children off on other resources that when we’re forced to deal with them it’s a chore?? Like I said, I’m just wondering. These are the kinds of things I think about.

We all did our own thing Tuesday, though we did get together at meal times and do the family bonding thing, but for the most part, we all stuck to our own devices that day. Yesterday, the boys and Kevin went out and shoveled snow from our driveway and sidewalk. I stayed in the house and cleaned up the lunch mess.

*Side Note: Kevin made us some potato soup for lunch yesterday. OH. MY. GOSH. Good stuff, ya’ll. It’s my new favorite. I like it even more than Panera Bread’s potato soup. Here’s the recipe.

We only have one snow shovel. So we told the boys they needed to take turns shoveling the driveway and Kevin would use the dirt shovel and work on the sidewalk. I’m telling you this so you’ll get an idea where my guys are proximity wise. Our driveway is at the side of the house, our sidewalk is at the front of our house. So Kevin was out of the boys’ sight most of the time.

I peeked out of the window and was quite amused to see my two teenage boys, who otherwise act cool and way more grown up than they’re feeling, having a little fun in the snow.

I had to tape their clowning around, of course.

Sweet, right? They made snow angels. You can hear me laughing on the tape.

Did you notice Jazz stomping on Dude’s snow angel head? That’s boy code for, “I really do love you, bro.” LOL

I also thought it was funny that they immediately stopped their “playing” when a car drove down our street. LOL

Boys are funny.

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I just really got a kick out of them horsing around in the snow. They eventually got the driveway cleared away, but it took them a while. In fact, I was quite surprised that they willingly stayed outside for a little over an hour. Though it was a nippy twelve degrees yesterday, there wasn’t any wind and the sun was out, so it really wasn’t that cold, if you kept moving.

I was afraid, at first, when I saw the guys clearing off the car that Dude drives (I hesitate to call it Dude’s car because 1. he doesn’t really care anything about the car or driving and 2. he hasn’t put any of his own money into the car so instead, it’s an extra car that the boys can drive – I just call it the Cavalier) that Kevin was planning on taking Dude out driving. I mean, fine, the boy needs to learn to drive on this stuff, but at the same time .. ACK! I didn’t say anything. I’m really trying to tone down the “girly-mom” reactions (it annoys Kevin), but they must have been getting too cold to deal with it by that point because they simply cleaned off the car (we park it outside), and shoveled out a path for it, they didn’t take it out for a snow drive.

Whew.

I built a fire yesterday. We have a fireplace insert that puts out some serious heat. The only problem was, we didn’t have any wood. We haven’t bought any this year, so we used our “show” wood instead.

Yes. You read that correctly.

Kevin bought a really nice firewood holder thingie to hold our firewood in. Only, since we hadn’t bought any wood (and Kevin didn’t feel like fooling with having a half of a cord of wood in our backyard to mow around and spray for termites), he bought two log sets from Lowe’s. Expensive, but nice, dry, bug-free wood. (That’s another problem bringing wood from outside into your home – bugs). Since it was so cold yesterday and everyone was home, I talked Kevin into allowing me to use the show wood. So, we had a roaring fire burning all day yesterday.

It was quite cozy and I love that fireplace. (For about two times using it and then I’m DONE dealing with it. Keeping a fire going all day is a pain. Not to mention, you smell like smoke all day).

We all played the new game I got for Christmas last night. It’s called “Carcassonne” and it’s by the same makers as “Settler’s of Catan.” We had a pretty good time playing it though Kevin got just a LITTLE too much into it. lol We also played quite a few hands of a new card game that Santa stuck in my stocking this year, “Scrabble Slam Cards.” That’s a fun, fast-paced game and we had quite a few laughs at Jazz’s attempt to make up words.

I enjoy being snowed in with my family.

But I think I’m ready to get back to normal again.

Did you hear that Mother Nature? No more snow or ice this season, please.