Jazz went to court this past Friday.
He pled guilty to rear-ending someone.
He was wearing his jazz ensemble – all in black save for one skinny white tie. I bet the judge was amused.
The judge waived the fine and ordered him to go to defensive driving school.
We would have preferred the fine.
But that’s okay, this might be a good thing. It will teach Jazz the importance of keeping his eyes on the road, and to watch out for crazy drivers.
Because they’re out there in droves.
And they’re distracted, rude and inconsiderate.
You know it’s true.