Joke: Pastor’s Business Card

6 Dec

I saw this gem over at Birthplace of the Process of the Illogical Logic

______________________

A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door.

Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote “Revelation 3:20″ on the back of it and stuck it in the door.

When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, “Genesis 3:10.”

Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins “Behold, I stand at the door and knock.” Genesis 3:10 reads, “I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked.”


(Santarrific by Harry Connick Jr.)

Advertisement

2 Responses to “Joke: Pastor’s Business Card”

  1. Rachel December 6, 2009 at 10:56 pm #

    I love it!!! I know my pastor would, too!

  2. Matches Malone December 6, 2009 at 8:31 am #

    I should pass this one along to my pastor, unless I end up telling it myself :)

Comments are closed.

Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 1,224 other followers