Wordful Wednesday?!
I’m on IT, baby! Being wordy is what I do! 
I always seem to get stuck behind this car every day while I’m waiting for Jazz to get out of school:
Now I ask you, what sort of MOM puts that on her big-ass SUV?
I’m seriously curious.
And I was seriously nervous about taking this picture because I was afraid she might see me taking a picture and jump out to kick my ass.
Like I would LET her. *snort*
I wonder how her children feel being compared to asses?
And if I were to apply this to my family? (Which I never would – my family are NOT asses, thank-you-very-much), it would go a little something like this:
Smart-ass – Kevin (because he’s, well, smart).
Dumb-ass – Me. Totally.
Wise-ass – Dude. (He has that part down pat, actually).
Kiss-ass – Jazz (is actually REALLY good at brown-nosing me).
And now, I’m done. I do believe this is the first (and hopefully last) time I’ve used the word ass so many times in one post.
I feel dirty now.
Hello! My name is Karen and welcome! I'm a mom to two young men - Dude (19) and Jazz (17). I've been married to the same wonderful, patient, thoughtful and generous man (Kevin) for 22 years. 
I’m laughing. Some people are just weird. I keep thinking it would be hilarious if they somehow can across this post on the web and the wondered WHO you are. I wouldn’t be able to resist taking the picture either. I LOVED this.
People are just weird!