2. Good day = cheerful, Bad day = quiet, Friend would say “unique”, Husband = “princess” (his name for me – an old description, but it’s stuck)

3. It would be a 1/2 hour faux-documentary type sit-com (like The Office), and my sponsors would be infomercial products such as the Bean, Turbie Twist, Turbo Jam, Buxton Bag, Perfect Push-up… (shortened to 1 minute spots) – because these would get lots of product placement in my show.

4. I have a big bottle of Chanel #5 that I wear once in a blue moon. I can’t stand the smell of perfume when I get out on the tennis court…